bruh, my sibling just waltzed into the living room wearing a T-shirt that says “Mom’s Favorite” in huge letters — and she has the audacity to wink at me. I was about to explode when our dog, who she definitely trained to ignore me, ran straight to her instead. I’m pretty sure I heard my parents whispering something about a new car for her while I was still using the old one with a broken radio — a...
was just mindlessly scrolling through highlights of al-ahli saudi vs al-khaleej while fighting my inner demons about the ten-dollar avocado toast i had for breakfast. honestly, i went deep into my crush's past posts and liked one from three years ago—literally just liked it while envisioning our life together. then, a sudden wave of panic washed over me as i realized they would definitely see it. ...
not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex like he was the second coming of the Audi F1 team or something. they loved him like he was their favorite new car. meanwhile, my current partner is literally sitting right there, probably plotting his escape, while I panic over the fact that my mom casually compared my love life to a pit stop. i might just pretend to be a fan of racing now. like, look at my new “I love Audi” hat. who wants to join the team? #AudiF1 #relationshipdrama
not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex like he was the second coming of the Audi F1 team or something. they loved him like he was their favorite new car. meanwhile, my current partner is literally sitting right there, probably plotting his escape, while I panic over the fact that my mom casually compared my love life to a pit stop. i might just pretend to be a fan of racing now. like, look at my new “I love Audi” hat. who wants to join the team? #AudiF1 #relationshipdrama
the way that i accidentally liked a photo of my barista's vacation from 47 weeks ago and panicked, because now i can never show my face at that coffee shop again. as i sat there, sweating bullets, i thought about how life feels as precarious as their job security right now, you know? what if they see it, and now i’m just another person they can’t remember? i have made an entire backstory about the...