so like, i just accidentally voice texted my inner monologue about how the taco place always messes up my order. it went straight to my crush, the barista at my favorite coffee shop. now they think i’m literally like, a conspiracy theorist who believes in taco government spies. i have to keep going back for my caffeine fix while hoping they don't remember my in-depth theories about covert salsa mi...
last night, i literally checked my crush's phone while they were asleep. honestly, the group chat memes about “why are we like this” took a turn i did NOT expect. turns out their secret hobby is making elaborate cosplay costumes for a character i have never heard of, and now i have to rethink EVERYTHING. #nowwhat #yikes
bruh, my sibling just waltzed into the living room wearing a T-shirt that says “Mom’s Favorite” in huge letters — and she has the audacity to wink at me. I was about to explode when our dog, who she definitely trained to ignore me, ran straight to her instead. I’m pretty sure I heard my parents whispering something about a new car for her while I was still using the old one with a broken radio — and I only found out it was broken when I tried to jam out to my sad playlist on the way to work. #SiblingRivalry #NotEvenHidingIt
bruh, my sibling just waltzed into the living room wearing a T-shirt that says “Mom’s Favorite” in huge letters — and she has the audacity to wink at me. I was about to explode when our dog, who she definitely trained to ignore me, ran straight to her instead. I’m pretty sure I heard my parents whispering something about a new car for her while I was still using the old one with a broken radio — and I only found out it was broken when I tried to jam out to my sad playlist on the way to work. #SiblingRivalry #NotEvenHidingIt
was just mindlessly scrolling through highlights of al-ahli saudi vs al-khaleej while fighting my inner demons about the ten-dollar avocado toast i had for breakfast. honestly, i went deep into my crush's past posts and liked one from three years ago—literally just liked it while envisioning our life together. then, a sudden wave of panic washed over me as i realized they would definitely see it. ...