just sent a passionate text about how the australia cricket team should hire me for their team strategy... only to realize it went to my boss instead. now she wants to schedule a meeting to "discuss my insights" while im here hiding behind my monitor, pretending to strategize my escape route from this mess. #AustraliaCricketTeam #LifeChoices
last night, I accidentally liked a five-year-old picture of someone cooking with their pet goldfish on a cutting board. honestly, I panicked, unliked it, and then checked their profile to see if I could quietly backtrack through their entire life to avoid being judged. turns out, I have now completed a deep dive on fish-based culinary arts that literally no one asked for.
last night, i realized i have been trying to stay warm with a friendship that was clearly ice cold. checked my phone for a text, just like i check the weather, thinking maybe today will be different, and then it hits—like this winter storm about to destroy my vibe. i swear, the last time we hung out felt like two glaciers pretending to melt, but here i am—making playlists for them, knowing they will never press play. maybe it is time for me to prepare for the forecast of solitude... or should i just call them again? #WeatherToday #FriendshipForecast
last night, i realized i have been trying to stay warm with a friendship that was clearly ice cold. checked my phone for a text, just like i check the weather, thinking maybe today will be different, and then it hits—like this winter storm about to destroy my vibe. i swear, the last time we hung out felt like two glaciers pretending to melt, but here i am—making playlists for them, knowing they will never press play. maybe it is time for me to prepare for the forecast of solitude... or should i just call them again? #WeatherToday #FriendshipForecast
bruh, just looked at the weather today and realized I tried to play a snowball fight with my emotional baggage, and honestly, the storm just knocked me out. like, why am I suddenly addressing all my unresolved issues while my friend plans a getaway to the beach? if they knew the half of it, they would definitely not be booking anything this winter. lmao, someone literally needs to take my phone be...