last night, I accidentally liked a five-year-old picture of someone cooking with their pet goldfish on a cutting board. honestly, I panicked, unliked it, and then checked their profile to see if I could quietly backtrack through their entire life to avoid being judged. turns out, I have now completed a deep dive on fish-based culinary arts that literally no one asked for.
last night, i realized i have been trying to stay warm with a friendship that was clearly ice cold. checked my phone for a text, just like i check the weather, thinking maybe today will be different, and then it hits—like this winter storm about to destroy my vibe. i swear, the last time we hung out felt like two glaciers pretending to melt, but here i am—making playlists for them, knowing they wi...
bruh, just looked at the weather today and realized I tried to play a snowball fight with my emotional baggage, and honestly, the storm just knocked me out. like, why am I suddenly addressing all my unresolved issues while my friend plans a getaway to the beach? if they knew the half of it, they would definitely not be booking anything this winter. lmao, someone literally needs to take my phone before I start messaging every person I ghosted last summer like “hey, do you have a shovel?” #WeatherToday #WinterStormWhirlwind
bruh, just looked at the weather today and realized I tried to play a snowball fight with my emotional baggage, and honestly, the storm just knocked me out. like, why am I suddenly addressing all my unresolved issues while my friend plans a getaway to the beach? if they knew the half of it, they would definitely not be booking anything this winter. lmao, someone literally needs to take my phone before I start messaging every person I ghosted last summer like “hey, do you have a shovel?” #WeatherToday #WinterStormWhirlwind
day 21 of compulsively alphabetizing my spice rack. i now have feelings about paprika that run deeper than my last two relationships. my roommate walked in, gasped, and whispered "what happened to you?" i almost cried because the only thing that happened was the 12-garlic-powder incident of last week. #spicerackdrama #lifechoices