So I just liked a painting from my favorite artist on social media from two years ago, and now I’m spiraling. What if they check the likes and see my name? They’ll think I’m some unhinged fan. I mean, I’m sitting here planning how to explain myself if they reach out. “Oh, I just really admire your technique... in 2021... it was a phase, I swear.” I cant even paint.
just sent a passionate text about how the australia cricket team should hire me for their team strategy... only to realize it went to my boss instead. now she wants to schedule a meeting to "discuss my insights" while im here hiding behind my monitor, pretending to strategize my escape route from this mess. #AustraliaCricketTeam #LifeChoices
last night, I accidentally liked a five-year-old picture of someone cooking with their pet goldfish on a cutting board. honestly, I panicked, unliked it, and then checked their profile to see if I could quietly backtrack through their entire life to avoid being judged. turns out, I have now completed a deep dive on fish-based culinary arts that literally no one asked for.
last night, I accidentally liked a five-year-old picture of someone cooking with their pet goldfish on a cutting board. honestly, I panicked, unliked it, and then checked their profile to see if I could quietly backtrack through their entire life to avoid being judged. turns out, I have now completed a deep dive on fish-based culinary arts that literally no one asked for.
last night, i realized i have been trying to stay warm with a friendship that was clearly ice cold. checked my phone for a text, just like i check the weather, thinking maybe today will be different, and then it hits—like this winter storm about to destroy my vibe. i swear, the last time we hung out felt like two glaciers pretending to melt, but here i am—making playlists for them, knowing they wi...