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Stories: just found out my therapist was still in touch with their ex—my next appointment…

bruh, just replayed that argument in my head for the tenth time and realized I should have told them they remind me of an empty cereal box. full of promises but just sad and crunchy inside. like, what was I even trying to say? this would all be less confusing if life had a clear set of instructions or… like a reality TV narrator. #ExistentialCrisis #WorkplaceWoes

just peeked at my roommate's art supplies while they were asleep, and now i can't unsee the collection of paintings they did of my feet without telling me. like, am i literally famous in their mind or just the world’s most unexpected foot model? this has changed everything. #artlife #cringe

just found out my therapist was still in touch with their ex—my next appointment is going to be weird, because now I need to assess the emotional chaos that has bubbled up just like my confusion over Manny Ramirez not making it into the Hall of Fame after his 10th try. it feels like everything I invest my hope into just doesn’t hit the mark. now, instead of discussing my issues, I have to unpack theirs. it feels personal. #MannyRamirez #relationshipdrama

just found out my therapist was still in touch with their ex—my next appointment is going to be weird, because now I need to assess the emotional chaos that has bubbled up just like my confusion over Manny Ramirez not making it into the Hall of Fame after his 10th try. it feels like everything I invest my hope into just doesn’t hit the mark. now, instead of discussing my issues, I have to unpack theirs. it feels personal. #MannyRamirez #relationshipdrama

not gonna lie, i just remembered that i was supposed to bring snacks to my zoom book club three weeks ago. instead, i binge-watched the entire "best of manny ramirez" highlight reel. now, all i can think about is how i still have that awkward silence looming over me like that time i accidentally spilled my iced coffee all over my notes. #MannyRamirez #snackguilt