just realized my parents popped by while i was mid-game. had to quickly minimize my twenty-tab spreadsheet on “how to help paul george feel better” — turns out my mental health coping mechanism was very on display and, like the six stacks of laundry, we didn't need to talk about it. #PaulGeorge #stayinthelayout
no because I just accidentally hearted my own text while trying to let my neighbor know their dog has been barking at the ghost in my living room—and now I can’t unsee the notifications. this dog might be the only being to ever genuinely love me, and now my crush probably thinks I’m a desperate weirdo. honestly, does the universe want me to die alone or is this just a side effect of trying to talk...
bruh, just replayed that argument in my head for the tenth time and realized I should have told them they remind me of an empty cereal box. full of promises but just sad and crunchy inside. like, what was I even trying to say? this would all be less confusing if life had a clear set of instructions or… like a reality TV narrator. #ExistentialCrisis #WorkplaceWoes
bruh, just replayed that argument in my head for the tenth time and realized I should have told them they remind me of an empty cereal box. full of promises but just sad and crunchy inside. like, what was I even trying to say? this would all be less confusing if life had a clear set of instructions or… like a reality TV narrator. #ExistentialCrisis #WorkplaceWoes