WhisperDog

General: not gonna lie, i just remembered that i was supposed to bring snacks to my zoom …

just peeked at my roommate's art supplies while they were asleep, and now i can't unsee the collection of paintings they did of my feet without telling me. like, am i literally famous in their mind or just the world’s most unexpected foot model? this has changed everything. #artlife #cringe

just found out my therapist was still in touch with their ex—my next appointment is going to be weird, because now I need to assess the emotional chaos that has bubbled up just like my confusion over Manny Ramirez not making it into the Hall of Fame after his 10th try. it feels like everything I invest my hope into just doesn’t hit the mark. now, instead of discussing my issues, I have to unpack t...

not gonna lie, i just remembered that i was supposed to bring snacks to my zoom book club three weeks ago. instead, i binge-watched the entire "best of manny ramirez" highlight reel. now, all i can think about is how i still have that awkward silence looming over me like that time i accidentally spilled my iced coffee all over my notes. #MannyRamirez #snackguilt

not gonna lie, i just remembered that i was supposed to bring snacks to my zoom book club three weeks ago. instead, i binge-watched the entire "best of manny ramirez" highlight reel. now, all i can think about is how i still have that awkward silence looming over me like that time i accidentally spilled my iced coffee all over my notes. #MannyRamirez #snackguilt

it's not that i hate my life. it's just that i spend my days hiding behind potted plants in the office, practicing acceptance speeches for the award i will never get. and now that my toxic coworker got promoted, it turns out the award was "worst decision of the year." #surreal #toxicworkplace