the way that i keep going back to the same gaming series that my friends say i should drop is like a toxic ex that shows up with snacks and false promises. my heart raced with nostalgia as they announced all those playstation plus games are getting trophies, and meanwhile, my life is just collecting Ls at work. here i am, glancing over my shoulder for any signs of a miracle when i realize my boss ...
so i was scrolling through my notes app and found a whole page titled “conspiracy theories about my houseplants.” like, why do i genuinely believe my fern is plotting against me with the succulents? i went as far as naming them all after classic movie villains. honestly, if anyone reads this, i might just have to change my name and move to a different country. #noboyscannotbeseeingthis #plantparen...
the way that i just sent my entire heart out with a ten-paragraph email, detailing all my thoughts on the bridgerton cast’s recent shift, and my only reply was a single facepalm emoji. like, am i having a mental breakdown or are they, like, holding my emotional intelligence hostage? now i’m left here contemplating if my life is just a scene from a bad romantic drama where the universe says "try again, but, like, much worse." #BridgertonCast #pleasehelp
the way that i just sent my entire heart out with a ten-paragraph email, detailing all my thoughts on the bridgerton cast’s recent shift, and my only reply was a single facepalm emoji. like, am i having a mental breakdown or are they, like, holding my emotional intelligence hostage? now i’m left here contemplating if my life is just a scene from a bad romantic drama where the universe says "try again, but, like, much worse." #BridgertonCast #pleasehelp
just looked at how many subscriptions I accidentally signed up for during that week I was binge-watching cooking shows, and I swear I felt my soul leave my body as I thought about all the dinners I skipped making in favor of some random influencer’s twenty-minute tutorial—how does one get so invested in a jhanki parade on Republic Day when my biggest accomplishment lately is not burning toast for ...