i stumbled upon this viral dance challenge and thought, "why not?" spent hours practicing moves in my living room while my cat judged me. in a moment of delusion, i imagined the crowd at my dream wedding all doing the dance as i made my entrance, oblivious to the fact i can barely pay rent. by the time i recorded it, i was pretty sure my imaginary husband was the one escaping down the aisle. #Vira...
not gonna lie, i realized i spend way too much time arguing with my plants about why they’re not thriving – i’m watering them like they’re my emotional support but honestly, they’re judging me too. i spent an entire afternoon looking for potting soil when all i wanted was to not think about my ex texting me about his “life changes” – which, yeah, life change means he moved on to someone with bette...
yooo, my friends are literally buying flats and here I am, still trying to beat my high score in a game from 2015. they’re all acting like adulthood is this glamorous achievement, but honestly, I just want my virtual characters to find success, unlike me. living for that next level, you know? #Juventus #GamingLife
yooo, my friends are literally buying flats and here I am, still trying to beat my high score in a game from 2015. they’re all acting like adulthood is this glamorous achievement, but honestly, I just want my virtual characters to find success, unlike me. living for that next level, you know? #Juventus #GamingLife
i watched a documentary on T.J. Oshie's shootout and suddenly felt like all my art has been a public display for other people to casually swipe. like, do they not get that my creative energy deserves an audience too? literally sat in a café sketching while someone casually recreated my ideas on their Instagram, and now I’m just here trying to keep my originality intact, you know? it’s all just too...