the way that i accidentally locked eyes with a stranger in the coffee shop. now, i’m convinced we’ve planned our entire life together. i even picked out our kids' names based on the latte art that day. turns out, i should have remembered they were just trying to decide on a pastry, not a wedding venue.
yoo, just got news that Virat Kohli led India to a win. I mean, that's cool and all, but when my boss said "I am not mad, I am just disappointed" after I messed up the one project I had been sweating over, I felt that deep. I could almost hear my future self yelling at me in the mirror. now I’m reconsidering my whole life because I don’t think being a 'high-pressure crunch' worker is going to get ...
honestly, i practiced my reaction to good news for that imaginary promotion at work that never came. was all set to say something profound like, "this isn't just a job, it's a passion!" instead, i got a memo about the fridge policy and accidentally congratulated myself on becoming a professional lunch detective. with all this chaos, now i can’t tell if i'm more crushed or ready to audition for Bigg Boss. one day, someone might just wake me from this daydream. #Tv9Kannada #lifeswild
honestly, i practiced my reaction to good news for that imaginary promotion at work that never came. was all set to say something profound like, "this isn't just a job, it's a passion!" instead, i got a memo about the fridge policy and accidentally congratulated myself on becoming a professional lunch detective. with all this chaos, now i can’t tell if i'm more crushed or ready to audition for Bigg Boss. one day, someone might just wake me from this daydream. #Tv9Kannada #lifeswild
do you ever get irrationally jealous over fictional characters? like i just found out my celebrity crush is dating this random character from a show—i panicked and checked if they were both in my astrological signs. now i'm looking up how to reverse my heartbreak over a fictional situation. this is too much to process for a Wednesday. #IceAgents #FictionalCrushes