yooo, my sibling borrowed some cash two years ago and i was like, "no worries, just a TEMPORARY thing, right?" fast forward to me binge-watching TV9 Kannada for drama, because i live for it, only to remember i haven't seen that money back since. just this morning, they asked me to borrow more for a 'good cause' while their plant just got an Instagram makeover. bruh, the only thing they are growing...
the way that i accidentally locked eyes with a stranger in the coffee shop. now, i’m convinced we’ve planned our entire life together. i even picked out our kids' names based on the latte art that day. turns out, i should have remembered they were just trying to decide on a pastry, not a wedding venue.
yoo, just got news that Virat Kohli led India to a win. I mean, that's cool and all, but when my boss said "I am not mad, I am just disappointed" after I messed up the one project I had been sweating over, I felt that deep. I could almost hear my future self yelling at me in the mirror. now I’m reconsidering my whole life because I don’t think being a 'high-pressure crunch' worker is going to get me on any leaderboard anytime soon. I might just take up competitive binge-watching instead. #WillYoung #LifeDecisions
yoo, just got news that Virat Kohli led India to a win. I mean, that's cool and all, but when my boss said "I am not mad, I am just disappointed" after I messed up the one project I had been sweating over, I felt that deep. I could almost hear my future self yelling at me in the mirror. now I’m reconsidering my whole life because I don’t think being a 'high-pressure crunch' worker is going to get me on any leaderboard anytime soon. I might just take up competitive binge-watching instead. #WillYoung #LifeDecisions
honestly, i practiced my reaction to good news for that imaginary promotion at work that never came. was all set to say something profound like, "this isn't just a job, it's a passion!" instead, i got a memo about the fridge policy and accidentally congratulated myself on becoming a professional lunch detective. with all this chaos, now i can’t tell if i'm more crushed or ready to audition for Big...