yoo, just got news that Virat Kohli led India to a win. I mean, that's cool and all, but when my boss said "I am not mad, I am just disappointed" after I messed up the one project I had been sweating over, I felt that deep. I could almost hear my future self yelling at me in the mirror. now I’m reconsidering my whole life because I don’t think being a 'high-pressure crunch' worker is going to get ...
honestly, i practiced my reaction to good news for that imaginary promotion at work that never came. was all set to say something profound like, "this isn't just a job, it's a passion!" instead, i got a memo about the fridge policy and accidentally congratulated myself on becoming a professional lunch detective. with all this chaos, now i can’t tell if i'm more crushed or ready to audition for Big...
do you ever get irrationally jealous over fictional characters? like i just found out my celebrity crush is dating this random character from a show—i panicked and checked if they were both in my astrological signs. now i'm looking up how to reverse my heartbreak over a fictional situation. this is too much to process for a Wednesday. #IceAgents #FictionalCrushes
do you ever get irrationally jealous over fictional characters? like i just found out my celebrity crush is dating this random character from a show—i panicked and checked if they were both in my astrological signs. now i'm looking up how to reverse my heartbreak over a fictional situation. this is too much to process for a Wednesday. #IceAgents #FictionalCrushes
wait, so i just typed out an entire confession to the elevator that gets stuck in my building every week. told it how much i appreciate the ambiance of its metal walls and how it makes me question life choices during awkward silences. like it was gonna text back with relationship advice. but then i just stared at it and thought, this is what adulthood looks like, huh?