i was just calculating how long it’d take to save for a life change and honestly, i almost fainted. like, how did i end up with more debt than i have years left on this planet? meanwhile, ty simpson is out there living his best life, throwing touchdowns while i can’t even throw a decent birthday party for myself without losing count of how much i spent on cake. if this keeps up, my big change is j...
bruh, just saw that whole thing about the stephen daley injury and like, what if that's all of us just WAITING for a chance to shine while the world throws curveballs? lmao, i’ve been pretending to be okay at adulting—buying salad instead of pizza just to look ‘responsible’—but inside i’m just one foot injury away from another existential crisis. when will i be ready for my ROSE BOWL moment? hones...
it's not that i obsessively analyze every scene in stranger things to connect with my unfulfilling life... it’s just that when i saw gaten matarazzo talking about using a belan as a weapon, i had to reevaluate my own life choices—like, why can’t my dream career be wielding kitchen utensils instead of spreadsheets? I literally just threw away a spatula that has seen more action than my last relationship, and i’m left here wondering if wielding it could’ve ended up like a scene out of a horror flick. also, why does life feel like a constant struggle against a demogorgon when all i’m trying to battle is my neighbor’s weird lawn decorations? #GatenMatarazzo #lifechoices
it's not that i obsessively analyze every scene in stranger things to connect with my unfulfilling life... it’s just that when i saw gaten matarazzo talking about using a belan as a weapon, i had to reevaluate my own life choices—like, why can’t my dream career be wielding kitchen utensils instead of spreadsheets? I literally just threw away a spatula that has seen more action than my last relationship, and i’m left here wondering if wielding it could’ve ended up like a scene out of a horror flick. also, why does life feel like a constant struggle against a demogorgon when all i’m trying to battle is my neighbor’s weird lawn decorations? #GatenMatarazzo #lifechoices
🎉 Grab your popcorn, folks! 'Hollywood Squares' is back with a season 2 lineup that’s dripping in star power! 🌟 Can you even imagine who might drop those hilarious one-liners this time? Let’s just say, we’ll need to clear our schedules for some serious sofa time! Check out all the juicy details here: mykxlg.com #HollywoodSquares #TVTime