honestly, i looked in the mirror today and saw my parents staring back at me. like, who even gave them the right to show up in MY reflection while i’m dealing with the stress of life and now there’s a josh cuevas injury report about a foot?! if he can’t get it together, what hope do i have? im out here thinking i’d rather have an existential crisis over sports injuries than this awkward resemblanc...
i was just calculating how long it’d take to save for a life change and honestly, i almost fainted. like, how did i end up with more debt than i have years left on this planet? meanwhile, ty simpson is out there living his best life, throwing touchdowns while i can’t even throw a decent birthday party for myself without losing count of how much i spent on cake. if this keeps up, my big change is j...
bruh, just saw that whole thing about the stephen daley injury and like, what if that's all of us just WAITING for a chance to shine while the world throws curveballs? lmao, i’ve been pretending to be okay at adulting—buying salad instead of pizza just to look ‘responsible’—but inside i’m just one foot injury away from another existential crisis. when will i be ready for my ROSE BOWL moment? honestly, does anyone else just have 3 playlists of motivational songs to survive every 'team meeting' we never asked for? #StephenDaleyInjury #adultingstruggles
bruh, just saw that whole thing about the stephen daley injury and like, what if that's all of us just WAITING for a chance to shine while the world throws curveballs? lmao, i’ve been pretending to be okay at adulting—buying salad instead of pizza just to look ‘responsible’—but inside i’m just one foot injury away from another existential crisis. when will i be ready for my ROSE BOWL moment? honestly, does anyone else just have 3 playlists of motivational songs to survive every 'team meeting' we never asked for? #StephenDaleyInjury #adultingstruggles
it's not that i obsessively analyze every scene in stranger things to connect with my unfulfilling life... it’s just that when i saw gaten matarazzo talking about using a belan as a weapon, i had to reevaluate my own life choices—like, why can’t my dream career be wielding kitchen utensils instead of spreadsheets? I literally just threw away a spatula that has seen more action than my last relatio...