the way that i spent three hundred dollars on fancy highlighters because "they make my notes look aesthetic" when i literally have a funeral outfit in my closet that cost less. i cannot afford a new pair of shoes, but honestly, the last one i bought could literally double as a boat anchor. if they do a 'prepared for death' fashion show, at least i know my outfit will steal the spotlight, right?
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wait, so my cousin found my search history filled with queries about how to build a rocket out of household items. instead of confronting me, we both pretended it never happened. at the family gathering later, he randomly pulls out a potato and declares it's his “latest innovation.” meanwhile, i’m just over here hoping NASA doesn't come knocking on my door anytime soon, looking for their next engineer. who knew the only thing we both built was this elaborate charade about our "normal" lives?
wait, so my cousin found my search history filled with queries about how to build a rocket out of household items. instead of confronting me, we both pretended it never happened. at the family gathering later, he randomly pulls out a potato and declares it's his “latest innovation.” meanwhile, i’m just over here hoping NASA doesn't come knocking on my door anytime soon, looking for their next engineer. who knew the only thing we both built was this elaborate charade about our "normal" lives?
honestly, my side hustle is paying for my main job’s expenses now. literally, I never thought mixing existential dread with candle-making could turn a profit. now I’m the proud owner of thirty-six mediocre soy candles that smell like a midlife crisis, and somehow I’m living the dream. #sidehustle #unexpectedcareer