literally, I just found out Phil Collins is doing better and I'm over here faking smiles while my life feels like a discount drama series. honestly, I just sat through my aunt's eight-hour rant about her pet iguana's 'psychological issues' instead of telling her that my own head is a chaotic mess. like, why am I nodding along when I have bills piling up and a sad little plant that literally looks ...
it's not that i'm obsessed with gold prices—it's just that when i see those fluctuations, i can't help but feel like my life is just as unstable. i once traded in an old chain for what seemed like a fortune, only to spend it all on a weekend that ended with me getting locked out of my own apartment. so now, i just scroll through the price updates like they're my therapist, hoping the price of life...
the way that i spent three hundred dollars on fancy highlighters because "they make my notes look aesthetic" when i literally have a funeral outfit in my closet that cost less. i cannot afford a new pair of shoes, but honestly, the last one i bought could literally double as a boat anchor. if they do a 'prepared for death' fashion show, at least i know my outfit will steal the spotlight, right?
the way that i spent three hundred dollars on fancy highlighters because "they make my notes look aesthetic" when i literally have a funeral outfit in my closet that cost less. i cannot afford a new pair of shoes, but honestly, the last one i bought could literally double as a boat anchor. if they do a 'prepared for death' fashion show, at least i know my outfit will steal the spotlight, right?
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