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it's not that i'm obsessed with gold prices—it's just that when i see those fluctuations, i can't help but feel like my life is just as unstable. i once traded in an old chain for what seemed like a fortune, only to spend it all on a weekend that ended with me getting locked out of my own apartment. so now, i just scroll through the price updates like they're my therapist, hoping the price of life...

the way that i spent three hundred dollars on fancy highlighters because "they make my notes look aesthetic" when i literally have a funeral outfit in my closet that cost less. i cannot afford a new pair of shoes, but honestly, the last one i bought could literally double as a boat anchor. if they do a 'prepared for death' fashion show, at least i know my outfit will steal the spotlight, right?

wait, so my cousin found my search history filled with queries about how to build a rocket out of household items. instead of confronting me, we both pretended it never happened. at the family gathering later, he randomly pulls out a potato and declares it's his “latest innovation.” meanwhile, i’m just over here hoping NASA doesn't come knocking on my door anytime soon, looking for their next engi...