yo, i tried to cozy up with a blanket and a cup of tea, ready for my fall vibe, but instead, i sweat like a popsicle in a hot car while scrolling through that miniseries with claire danes and tom hiddleston. like, the drama is ice cold but i am NOT. why does apple want me to enjoy the chills when my body is just... not in on it? #ClaireDanes #whyisitsomuggy
i just found my old graphic tees from 10 years ago and they’re basically what everyone’s wearing on this new True Detective promo tour - like, wow, thanks for the fashion memo, universe...but where’s my chunky flip phone from the same era? should i start wearing that too? I might as well throw in some platform shoes and resurrect my entire middle school wardrobe while I’m at it - who knew crime my...
ngl, i just realized figuring out if Jokic is playing tonight is like trying to decide between a magic show and a chicken nugget factory tour—like do I want hope and wonder, or something that’s definitely gonna give me an immediate happiness boost but ruin my evening with regret? #MagicVsNuggets #JokicWatch
ngl, i just realized figuring out if Jokic is playing tonight is like trying to decide between a magic show and a chicken nugget factory tour—like do I want hope and wonder, or something that’s definitely gonna give me an immediate happiness boost but ruin my evening with regret? #MagicVsNuggets #JokicWatch
ngl, i'm just here waiting for savannah chrisley to start co-hosting The View and spill the tea on which part of her family does the best spaghetti—like can you imagine arguing over pasta with your relatives in a trial by fire? by the end, half the family is in therapy and the other half's debating whether todd’s legal team should also be on speed dial. honestly, just drop the recipes at this poin...