i just found my old graphic tees from 10 years ago and they’re basically what everyone’s wearing on this new True Detective promo tour - like, wow, thanks for the fashion memo, universe...but where’s my chunky flip phone from the same era? should i start wearing that too? I might as well throw in some platform shoes and resurrect my entire middle school wardrobe while I’m at it - who knew crime my...
ngl, i just realized figuring out if Jokic is playing tonight is like trying to decide between a magic show and a chicken nugget factory tour—like do I want hope and wonder, or something that’s definitely gonna give me an immediate happiness boost but ruin my evening with regret? #MagicVsNuggets #JokicWatch
ngl, i'm just here waiting for savannah chrisley to start co-hosting The View and spill the tea on which part of her family does the best spaghetti—like can you imagine arguing over pasta with your relatives in a trial by fire? by the end, half the family is in therapy and the other half's debating whether todd’s legal team should also be on speed dial. honestly, just drop the recipes at this point. #ToddChrisley #FamilyDrama
ngl, i'm just here waiting for savannah chrisley to start co-hosting The View and spill the tea on which part of her family does the best spaghetti—like can you imagine arguing over pasta with your relatives in a trial by fire? by the end, half the family is in therapy and the other half's debating whether todd’s legal team should also be on speed dial. honestly, just drop the recipes at this point. #ToddChrisley #FamilyDrama
no because my creative block broke just like how season 5 of true detective is breaking the internet—unexpected, mysterious, and honestly, kind of a letdown until I realize I'm still obsessed. it was so intense, I had to convince my therapist that the cops really do find the murderer before I do, which honestly made my hour of staring blankly into the void feel like i was living a true crime podca...