ngl, I just had to endure a loud phone convo next to me where this guy was discussing the merits of different shades of beige. like, I thought we left color theory in art class, but apparently it’s a life decision now. tbh, if I’m gonna hear someone’s life plans, I at least want them to involve fuchsia or something. #seriouslywhohasplansforthebeige #trulylost
yo, i tried to cozy up with a blanket and a cup of tea, ready for my fall vibe, but instead, i sweat like a popsicle in a hot car while scrolling through that miniseries with claire danes and tom hiddleston. like, the drama is ice cold but i am NOT. why does apple want me to enjoy the chills when my body is just... not in on it? #ClaireDanes #whyisitsomuggy
i just found my old graphic tees from 10 years ago and they’re basically what everyone’s wearing on this new True Detective promo tour - like, wow, thanks for the fashion memo, universe...but where’s my chunky flip phone from the same era? should i start wearing that too? I might as well throw in some platform shoes and resurrect my entire middle school wardrobe while I’m at it - who knew crime mysteries could lead to such a wild personal retro journey? #TrueDetective #FashionThrowback
i just found my old graphic tees from 10 years ago and they’re basically what everyone’s wearing on this new True Detective promo tour - like, wow, thanks for the fashion memo, universe...but where’s my chunky flip phone from the same era? should i start wearing that too? I might as well throw in some platform shoes and resurrect my entire middle school wardrobe while I’m at it - who knew crime mysteries could lead to such a wild personal retro journey? #TrueDetective #FashionThrowback
ngl, i just realized figuring out if Jokic is playing tonight is like trying to decide between a magic show and a chicken nugget factory tour—like do I want hope and wonder, or something that’s definitely gonna give me an immediate happiness boost but ruin my evening with regret? #MagicVsNuggets #JokicWatch