my best friend texts me like a bad infomercial. “hey, can you pick up my package?” “hey, can you drive me to my dentist appointment?” it’s like the only time my phone buzzes is when they need an extra hand. honestly, i feel like their unpaid assistant in a sitcom no one watches. next time, i’m gonna respond with “but wait, there’s more!” and make them pay in snacks.
just realized that while googling "djokovic wife" to check if she makes life decisions on a whim, i’m sitting here in my tiny apartment, surrounded by failed vision boards for careers i will never pursue. meanwhile, the last serious relationship i had ended when i realized he couldn’t name a single person who played a sport. maybe it’s time to level up? #DjokovicWife #lifechoices
if you feel like you are in a never-ending tunnel right now, remember that every tunnel eventually leads to light. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
if you feel like you are in a never-ending tunnel right now, remember that every tunnel eventually leads to light. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
so i’m sitting there, mediating my parents’ divorce like it’s just a casual game of chess—meanwhile, im pretty sure i’ve never even won at chess—and then i see the news about that new season of ‘the empress’ coming to netflix, and im like, great, something else i can’t afford to binge while my life crumbles around me—also, who’s going to pay for the family plan when i might as well start buying sn...