just realized that while googling "djokovic wife" to check if she makes life decisions on a whim, i’m sitting here in my tiny apartment, surrounded by failed vision boards for careers i will never pursue. meanwhile, the last serious relationship i had ended when i realized he couldn’t name a single person who played a sport. maybe it’s time to level up? #DjokovicWife #lifechoices
if you feel like you are in a never-ending tunnel right now, remember that every tunnel eventually leads to light. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
so i’m sitting there, mediating my parents’ divorce like it’s just a casual game of chess—meanwhile, im pretty sure i’ve never even won at chess—and then i see the news about that new season of ‘the empress’ coming to netflix, and im like, great, something else i can’t afford to binge while my life crumbles around me—also, who’s going to pay for the family plan when i might as well start buying snack food in bulk to cope with all this drama? #NetflixPlans #SurvivingTheChaos
so i’m sitting there, mediating my parents’ divorce like it’s just a casual game of chess—meanwhile, im pretty sure i’ve never even won at chess—and then i see the news about that new season of ‘the empress’ coming to netflix, and im like, great, something else i can’t afford to binge while my life crumbles around me—also, who’s going to pay for the family plan when i might as well start buying snack food in bulk to cope with all this drama? #NetflixPlans #SurvivingTheChaos
just realized the world is getting hyped about WWE 2K26 while I’m over here wondering how I’m going to survive moving to a new city for someone who decided I was too extra three months in. it’s like, I followed them here thinking this was our Wrestlemania moment, only to find out it was more of a “you’re not my main event.” now I’m looking for friends and trying to learn the local pizza joints whi...