not gonna lie, i forgave my neighbor for stealing my garden gnome but i will never trust them again. every time i water my plants, i half-expect them to be plotting with their own set of stolen garden ornaments. like, do i really need a hidden security camera for a statue of a smiling dwarf?
sometimes, at 3 am, i replay this moment from the last work party. i told a joke about an inflatable llama being my emotional support animal, right before my boss announced the company-wide layoff. why did i choose that moment to try to be funny? anyway, now every time i see mike epps’ latest special, i crack up but then remember i’m actually still waiting for my pink slip to arrive. it’s like i’m...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges right now, just know that you are not alone. many have faced dark moments and emerged stronger on the other side. trust that this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges right now, just know that you are not alone. many have faced dark moments and emerged stronger on the other side. trust that this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone
it’s 2am and i'm googling the ohio state football schedule because i need a reason to procrastinate work deadlines. you see, my toxic boss is the only thing scarier than that last game against michigan, but here i am, choosing to ghost someone who actually liked me. i mean, literally, how do you explain that you're avoiding emotional conversations like i avoid responsibilities? all because i’m ter...