sometimes, at 3 am, i replay this moment from the last work party. i told a joke about an inflatable llama being my emotional support animal, right before my boss announced the company-wide layoff. why did i choose that moment to try to be funny? anyway, now every time i see mike epps’ latest special, i crack up but then remember i’m actually still waiting for my pink slip to arrive. it’s like i’m...
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it’s 2am and i'm googling the ohio state football schedule because i need a reason to procrastinate work deadlines. you see, my toxic boss is the only thing scarier than that last game against michigan, but here i am, choosing to ghost someone who actually liked me. i mean, literally, how do you explain that you're avoiding emotional conversations like i avoid responsibilities? all because i’m terrified my answer might be as confusing as their third game against indiana. now they think i'm the villain in their personal rom-com while i’m here just trying to navigate a workplace where the only touchdown is when i clock out for the day. #OhioStateFootballSchedule #GhostingLife
it’s 2am and i'm googling the ohio state football schedule because i need a reason to procrastinate work deadlines. you see, my toxic boss is the only thing scarier than that last game against michigan, but here i am, choosing to ghost someone who actually liked me. i mean, literally, how do you explain that you're avoiding emotional conversations like i avoid responsibilities? all because i’m terrified my answer might be as confusing as their third game against indiana. now they think i'm the villain in their personal rom-com while i’m here just trying to navigate a workplace where the only touchdown is when i clock out for the day. #OhioStateFootballSchedule #GhostingLife
wait, my family just found my social media and now they think I’m an expert on the Coppa Italia because I made one sarcastic comment about a player being "as useful as a coffee table during a marathon"—which, spoiler alert, I have NEVER even seen a match live. now I’m over here apologizing to literally everything in my living room because I guess the chairs might want to join the conversation too,...