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Stories: yooo just found out about all this cesc stuff and im sitting here questioning ev…

the way that i just found out my side hustle is literally covering my job's expenses while i spend my 9-5 wondering why the fridge is still empty. like, is this really what it means to live a life full of good decisions or am i just slowly spiraling into a chaotic existence fueled by instant ramen and high hopes? i haven't made it to a football game since 2020 but now i’m just hoping SMU's new sta...

ngl, just had a mini existential crisis after realizing my manager’s 'quick chat' on a Friday at 4pm is probably just a code for "we need to talk about your questionable taste in lunch sandwiches" and now i’m preparing a whole speech on the importance of choosing peanut butter over jelly—like, idk how this escalated but here we are in an alternate reality where my sandwich preferences define my ca...

yooo just found out about all this cesc stuff and im sitting here questioning everything because i THOUGHT my life was going somewhere until i realized my idea of “success” was literally just getting good at hiding from my responsibilities like it's some kind of sick game of peek-a-boo but instead of peek, it’s just boooooom – unexpected bills. bruh, I might have been too busy checking my stocks instead of, you know, checking my life. time to re-evaluate everything. #Cesc #existentialcrisis

yooo just found out about all this cesc stuff and im sitting here questioning everything because i THOUGHT my life was going somewhere until i realized my idea of “success” was literally just getting good at hiding from my responsibilities like it's some kind of sick game of peek-a-boo but instead of peek, it’s just boooooom – unexpected bills. bruh, I might have been too busy checking my stocks instead of, you know, checking my life. time to re-evaluate everything. #Cesc #existentialcrisis

yooo, just woke up at 3am like, what even is my life? been staring at the news about the rtx 5090, and all i could think about is how i can’t even afford the gaming chair my ex left in my apartment. literally found myself daydreaming about selling my organs for a new graphics card while my leftovers grow mold in the fridge. #Rtx5090 #gamergirlproblems