so i was minding my business when i realized all these adults are just WINGING IT. like, they act like they have it all figured out but then SMU football comes up and they're talking strategy like they actually understand. meanwhile, im over here trying to calculate if i can afford another pack of ramen next week. do i trust their wisdom or should i just start my own league? i mean, what if life i...
the way that i just found out my side hustle is literally covering my job's expenses while i spend my 9-5 wondering why the fridge is still empty. like, is this really what it means to live a life full of good decisions or am i just slowly spiraling into a chaotic existence fueled by instant ramen and high hopes? i haven't made it to a football game since 2020 but now i’m just hoping SMU's new sta...
ngl, just had a mini existential crisis after realizing my manager’s 'quick chat' on a Friday at 4pm is probably just a code for "we need to talk about your questionable taste in lunch sandwiches" and now i’m preparing a whole speech on the importance of choosing peanut butter over jelly—like, idk how this escalated but here we are in an alternate reality where my sandwich preferences define my career. #whydowedoingthis #existentialsandwich
ngl, just had a mini existential crisis after realizing my manager’s 'quick chat' on a Friday at 4pm is probably just a code for "we need to talk about your questionable taste in lunch sandwiches" and now i’m preparing a whole speech on the importance of choosing peanut butter over jelly—like, idk how this escalated but here we are in an alternate reality where my sandwich preferences define my career. #whydowedoingthis #existentialsandwich
yooo just found out about all this cesc stuff and im sitting here questioning everything because i THOUGHT my life was going somewhere until i realized my idea of “success” was literally just getting good at hiding from my responsibilities like it's some kind of sick game of peek-a-boo but instead of peek, it’s just boooooom – unexpected bills. bruh, I might have been too busy checking my stocks i...