ngl, just had a mini existential crisis after realizing my manager’s 'quick chat' on a Friday at 4pm is probably just a code for "we need to talk about your questionable taste in lunch sandwiches" and now i’m preparing a whole speech on the importance of choosing peanut butter over jelly—like, idk how this escalated but here we are in an alternate reality where my sandwich preferences define my ca...
yooo just found out about all this cesc stuff and im sitting here questioning everything because i THOUGHT my life was going somewhere until i realized my idea of “success” was literally just getting good at hiding from my responsibilities like it's some kind of sick game of peek-a-boo but instead of peek, it’s just boooooom – unexpected bills. bruh, I might have been too busy checking my stocks i...
yooo, just woke up at 3am like, what even is my life? been staring at the news about the rtx 5090, and all i could think about is how i can’t even afford the gaming chair my ex left in my apartment. literally found myself daydreaming about selling my organs for a new graphics card while my leftovers grow mold in the fridge. #Rtx5090 #gamergirlproblems
yooo, just woke up at 3am like, what even is my life? been staring at the news about the rtx 5090, and all i could think about is how i can’t even afford the gaming chair my ex left in my apartment. literally found myself daydreaming about selling my organs for a new graphics card while my leftovers grow mold in the fridge. #Rtx5090 #gamergirlproblems
last night i discovered my ex was dating my old gym buddy—who, mind you, used to come over for pizza nights while we were still together. literally everyone else knew but me! honestly, the betrayal hit harder than that time i tried to lift weights and accidentally flung a dumbbell across the room. so now i'm imagining my two least favorite people getting swole together while i’m over here debating...