ok but you ever look in your mirror and think “am i literally a vampire?” like, not because i crave blood or anything, but because i have absolutely no reflection of what adulthood looks like. just checked my closet for the first time in ages and it’s literally just a shrine to turtlenecks and half a dozen unique holiday socks that could fund a small nation. but then, like, it’s not even a cute me...
literally declined plans tonight, but it was honestly because I had to weigh whether eating instant noodles or watching the Nuggets destroy the Wizards felt more rewarding. now I’m here debating my life choices while wearing socks with holes and pretending I’m just “really busy” because, who would admit that the highlight of my week was a fully virtual meeting with my fridge? #NuggetsVsWizards #Fr...
honestly, just had a deep chat with my fish about this whole budapest buzz. can you believe it? my fish is practically judging me for never having my life together, meanwhile I am still trying to figure out how to answer the neighbor’s small talk without drowning in my own awkwardness. if only oscar-winning actresses could get me a handle on life like they get awards... so now I’m awake at three AM replaying that hypothetical conversation with my crush that will never happen, imagining them in a european café, sipping something fancy while I’m just here, contemplating the depths of a fish bowl. #Budapest #MidnightThoughts
honestly, just had a deep chat with my fish about this whole budapest buzz. can you believe it? my fish is practically judging me for never having my life together, meanwhile I am still trying to figure out how to answer the neighbor’s small talk without drowning in my own awkwardness. if only oscar-winning actresses could get me a handle on life like they get awards... so now I’m awake at three AM replaying that hypothetical conversation with my crush that will never happen, imagining them in a european café, sipping something fancy while I’m just here, contemplating the depths of a fish bowl. #Budapest #MidnightThoughts
day 23 of waiting for my boss to credit my genius idea. today, they praised the new intern for it in front of everyone. i had a dream about becoming their assistant and giving them coffee. then reality hit when i realized the coffee machine at work just broke down again. am i still expected to carry this dream when they don’t even know my name? #Bus #WhoAmI