today i was told to train my replacement for a job i literally did not know i was leaving. like, am i getting fired or promoted? at this point, i just want to know if i should bring donuts or a going away card.
ok but you ever look in your mirror and think “am i literally a vampire?” like, not because i crave blood or anything, but because i have absolutely no reflection of what adulthood looks like. just checked my closet for the first time in ages and it’s literally just a shrine to turtlenecks and half a dozen unique holiday socks that could fund a small nation. but then, like, it’s not even a cute me...
literally declined plans tonight, but it was honestly because I had to weigh whether eating instant noodles or watching the Nuggets destroy the Wizards felt more rewarding. now I’m here debating my life choices while wearing socks with holes and pretending I’m just “really busy” because, who would admit that the highlight of my week was a fully virtual meeting with my fridge? #NuggetsVsWizards #FridgeTalk
literally declined plans tonight, but it was honestly because I had to weigh whether eating instant noodles or watching the Nuggets destroy the Wizards felt more rewarding. now I’m here debating my life choices while wearing socks with holes and pretending I’m just “really busy” because, who would admit that the highlight of my week was a fully virtual meeting with my fridge? #NuggetsVsWizards #FridgeTalk
honestly, just had a deep chat with my fish about this whole budapest buzz. can you believe it? my fish is practically judging me for never having my life together, meanwhile I am still trying to figure out how to answer the neighbor’s small talk without drowning in my own awkwardness. if only oscar-winning actresses could get me a handle on life like they get awards... so now I’m awake at three A...