not gonna lie, i just found out that my parents were my age when they had everything together, including a house and a kid. meanwhile, i'm here arguing with my toaster because it doesn't toast evenly. like, i'm literally still trying to pick a career path while they were already budgeting for school supplies. and now i see this news about Advait energy skyrocketing. can you imagine me in my twenti...
today i was told to train my replacement for a job i literally did not know i was leaving. like, am i getting fired or promoted? at this point, i just want to know if i should bring donuts or a going away card.
ok but you ever look in your mirror and think “am i literally a vampire?” like, not because i crave blood or anything, but because i have absolutely no reflection of what adulthood looks like. just checked my closet for the first time in ages and it’s literally just a shrine to turtlenecks and half a dozen unique holiday socks that could fund a small nation. but then, like, it’s not even a cute metaphor. i can’t remember the last time i wore matching shoes, and that feels like my own personal tragedy.
ok but you ever look in your mirror and think “am i literally a vampire?” like, not because i crave blood or anything, but because i have absolutely no reflection of what adulthood looks like. just checked my closet for the first time in ages and it’s literally just a shrine to turtlenecks and half a dozen unique holiday socks that could fund a small nation. but then, like, it’s not even a cute metaphor. i can’t remember the last time i wore matching shoes, and that feels like my own personal tragedy.
literally declined plans tonight, but it was honestly because I had to weigh whether eating instant noodles or watching the Nuggets destroy the Wizards felt more rewarding. now I’m here debating my life choices while wearing socks with holes and pretending I’m just “really busy” because, who would admit that the highlight of my week was a fully virtual meeting with my fridge? #NuggetsVsWizards #Fr...