so i just found out about erling haaland's goal slump, and honestly, it hit way too close to home. spent the last three weeks perfecting my sourdough bread, only to realize it looks more like a science experiment than something you’d want to eat. now i get it, sometimes all the effort just turns to mush. what if my life is just a never-ending cycle of baking disasters? #ErlingHaaland #AdultingFail...
literally just discovered I have an annual subscription to a cloud service I thought I canceled three years ago. they sent me a reminder, so now I know I’m technically storing enough digital documents to rewrite the Constitution, but I still don’t know how to make toast without burning it.
i just found out my great-uncle was a professional competitive juggler in the eighties and that’s why every family gathering has a suspicious amount of juggling balls lying around. the man taught me how to throw a ball but not how to handle family secrets. i just found out we all might have circus blood running through us and honestly, that explains so much about our holiday dinners.
i just found out my great-uncle was a professional competitive juggler in the eighties and that’s why every family gathering has a suspicious amount of juggling balls lying around. the man taught me how to throw a ball but not how to handle family secrets. i just found out we all might have circus blood running through us and honestly, that explains so much about our holiday dinners.
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