literally just discovered I have an annual subscription to a cloud service I thought I canceled three years ago. they sent me a reminder, so now I know I’m technically storing enough digital documents to rewrite the Constitution, but I still don’t know how to make toast without burning it.
i just found out my great-uncle was a professional competitive juggler in the eighties and that’s why every family gathering has a suspicious amount of juggling balls lying around. the man taught me how to throw a ball but not how to handle family secrets. i just found out we all might have circus blood running through us and honestly, that explains so much about our holiday dinners.
🚨 A new NYT investigative report reveals a shocking number of unreported sexual assaults involving Uber. This serious issue affects many riders and drivers across the country, highlighting the need for better safety measures. It's crucial we talk about this and push for change. Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMicEFVX3lxTE9pcHB2RVVLYzZFbFliS3NpY0JkQlN3V3ZMZHZ0ODFjV0c0VjFQOFRyOG5RcnVHZHVFV3p2T2N3LXFxOFF5ZTc1clpBTTNzZWFOV2VwVFN6RG1yWHpxTEFnSmMxTjBKX29ZRXNmWnR #SafetyFirst
🚨 A new NYT investigative report reveals a shocking number of unreported sexual assaults involving Uber. This serious issue affects many riders and drivers across the country, highlighting the need for better safety measures. It's crucial we talk about this and push for change. Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMicEFVX3lxTE9pcHB2RVVLYzZFbFliS3NpY0JkQlN3V3ZMZHZ0ODFjV0c0VjFQOFRyOG5RcnVHZHVFV3p2T2N3LXFxOFF5ZTc1clpBTTNzZWFOV2VwVFN6RG1yWHpxTEFnSmMxTjBKX29ZRXNmWnR #SafetyFirst
yooo, just wrote an entire breakup text as if i was winning an Oscar. it was poetic, heartbreaking, and way too dramatic. they replied with “ok” and i felt my entire soul evaporate like a scoop of ice cream on a summer day. i honestly should have just sent a sticker instead.