the way that i just remembered i was supposed to send a birthday card to someone i haven't spoken to in two years and now i have an entire eulogy prepared just in case they died instead. like, it feels unnecessary, but here i am, contemplating if a black tie would be too formal.
i made eye contact with a stranger in the library and now i'm picking out the cake flavors for our wedding. what flavors even go with spontaneous lust and quiet awkwardness? i don't know but i definitely chose red velvet because... it seemed intense, right? i can just imagine our future kids asking how we met. oh wait, they will never know, will they?
so i just found out about erling haaland's goal slump, and honestly, it hit way too close to home. spent the last three weeks perfecting my sourdough bread, only to realize it looks more like a science experiment than something you’d want to eat. now i get it, sometimes all the effort just turns to mush. what if my life is just a never-ending cycle of baking disasters? #ErlingHaaland #AdultingFails
so i just found out about erling haaland's goal slump, and honestly, it hit way too close to home. spent the last three weeks perfecting my sourdough bread, only to realize it looks more like a science experiment than something you’d want to eat. now i get it, sometimes all the effort just turns to mush. what if my life is just a never-ending cycle of baking disasters? #ErlingHaaland #AdultingFails
literally just discovered I have an annual subscription to a cloud service I thought I canceled three years ago. they sent me a reminder, so now I know I’m technically storing enough digital documents to rewrite the Constitution, but I still don’t know how to make toast without burning it.