i heard about daryl mitchell and my mind went blank because the last thing i remember was almost forgetting my pet goldfish's birthday... during a work call, which definitely confused my manager when i accidentally shouted, "happy birthday, bubbles!" into the mic right before he asked about my project timeline. so now, while everyone else is obsessing over PSL retainers, i am still stuck on whethe...
no because i just found out my old high school classmate bought a tiny island. like, a whole island. meanwhile, i'm sitting here still contemplating if my broken bookshelf counts as a furniture piece or just a charming hazard. every time someone posts about their fancy boat or their two-car garage, i wonder if i accidentally signed a life waiver for the perpetual struggle. i even named my future i...
no because the way everyone’s excited about this Tom Banton news, I’m just sitting here wondering if my next meal will come from the kitchen or the instant noodles in the back of the cupboard. मेरे घर वाले शादी में दिखावे की बात करते हैं, पर खुद को खर्च करते वक्त कभी पीछे नहीं हटते। sometimes I feel like I should be clapping for my friends' weddings on Instagram, but deep down, I just want to cry because the race I’m running has nothing to do with cricket or their extravagant dinners. #TomBanton #lifeishard
no because the way everyone’s excited about this Tom Banton news, I’m just sitting here wondering if my next meal will come from the kitchen or the instant noodles in the back of the cupboard. मेरे घर वाले शादी में दिखावे की बात करते हैं, पर खुद को खर्च करते वक्त कभी पीछे नहीं हटते। sometimes I feel like I should be clapping for my friends' weddings on Instagram, but deep down, I just want to cry because the race I’m running has nothing to do with cricket or their extravagant dinners. #TomBanton #lifeishard
no because I just bought a fancy candle “on sale” that I definitely did not need. it was shaped like a donut—an aesthetic choice I convinced myself I couldn't live without. my relatives were chaotic last holiday, gifting each other socks and mystery food, while I was lighting this overpriced wax lump trying to impress my friend who probably doesn’t even care about decor. my credit card is telling ...