no because i just found out my old high school classmate bought a tiny island. like, a whole island. meanwhile, i'm sitting here still contemplating if my broken bookshelf counts as a furniture piece or just a charming hazard. every time someone posts about their fancy boat or their two-car garage, i wonder if i accidentally signed a life waiver for the perpetual struggle. i even named my future i...
no because the way everyone’s excited about this Tom Banton news, I’m just sitting here wondering if my next meal will come from the kitchen or the instant noodles in the back of the cupboard. मेरे घर वाले शादी में दिखावे की बात करते हैं, पर खुद को खर्च करते वक्त कभी पीछे नहीं हटते। sometimes I feel like I should be clapping for my friends' weddings on Instagram, but deep down, I just want to cry ...
no because I just bought a fancy candle “on sale” that I definitely did not need. it was shaped like a donut—an aesthetic choice I convinced myself I couldn't live without. my relatives were chaotic last holiday, gifting each other socks and mystery food, while I was lighting this overpriced wax lump trying to impress my friend who probably doesn’t even care about decor. my credit card is telling me one thing, but I still find myself watching commercials and crying over ridiculously joyful family moments like I’ll ever get there—why can’t I just stop pretending everything is fine? #JarrettAllen #LifeStruggles
no because I just bought a fancy candle “on sale” that I definitely did not need. it was shaped like a donut—an aesthetic choice I convinced myself I couldn't live without. my relatives were chaotic last holiday, gifting each other socks and mystery food, while I was lighting this overpriced wax lump trying to impress my friend who probably doesn’t even care about decor. my credit card is telling me one thing, but I still find myself watching commercials and crying over ridiculously joyful family moments like I’ll ever get there—why can’t I just stop pretending everything is fine? #JarrettAllen #LifeStruggles
you ever notice how family gatherings feel like an Olympic event? my relatives have the unique talent of turning every meal into a competitive interrogatory. “your cousin just got a promotion at her fancy corporate job. what have you been doing lately?” yeah, you mean besides slowly dying inside at my entry-level job where I feel more like a photocopier than a person? my parents act like I'm faili...