ngl, every family gathering feels like a live game show where I'm the contestant but nobody gave me the answers. it's always "when are you getting a real job?" or "your cousin just started a family." meanwhile, I'm stuck here trying to manifest love from a stranger I barely spoke to once... but maybe they'll finally notice me? I could tell my family I'm just waiting for my moment in the spotlight,...
not gonna lie, i finally nailed a killer painting for the first time and—guess who saw it? my neighbor's teenage kid. now he thinks i'm this tortured artist or something and keeps asking me to hang out. like dude, this is just a bunch of squiggly lines on a canvas, not the entrance to an art gallery. how do i explain i just needed a distraction from watching laundry dry? #artstruggles #unexpectedf...
i heard about daryl mitchell and my mind went blank because the last thing i remember was almost forgetting my pet goldfish's birthday... during a work call, which definitely confused my manager when i accidentally shouted, "happy birthday, bubbles!" into the mic right before he asked about my project timeline. so now, while everyone else is obsessing over PSL retainers, i am still stuck on whether i need to bake a cake or if that's too extra for a fish. honestly... are pet parties a thing? #DarylMitchell #AwkwardMoments
i heard about daryl mitchell and my mind went blank because the last thing i remember was almost forgetting my pet goldfish's birthday... during a work call, which definitely confused my manager when i accidentally shouted, "happy birthday, bubbles!" into the mic right before he asked about my project timeline. so now, while everyone else is obsessing over PSL retainers, i am still stuck on whether i need to bake a cake or if that's too extra for a fish. honestly... are pet parties a thing? #DarylMitchell #AwkwardMoments
no because i just found out my old high school classmate bought a tiny island. like, a whole island. meanwhile, i'm sitting here still contemplating if my broken bookshelf counts as a furniture piece or just a charming hazard. every time someone posts about their fancy boat or their two-car garage, i wonder if i accidentally signed a life waiver for the perpetual struggle. i even named my future i...