yoo, I just read that "Asianet News Live" called Micron the top AI pick and honestly, it feels like I just dropped my pizza slice right onto the sidewalk. like, I have been rooting for tech stocks like they are my home team and they just got dunked on! meanwhile, I’ve been standing on the sidelines like a cheerleader for a squad that didn’t even show up to the game. all this hype about 'investing ...
yooo, so my buddy introduced me to this guy at a book fair and was like “this is just a friend,” but then we spent three hours talking about why 90s cereal mascots are basically the misunderstood artists of our generation. like—bruh, how did I end up in a deep existential crisis over Fruit Loops while my “friend” was literally texting someone else about brunch plans? #unexpectedconnections #litera...
so there’s this person I used to hang out with, like every day of our lives, and now? they act like they don’t even know me when I pass them in the grocery store. i swear it feels like i’m living in some bad comedy show, except instead of laughter, it’s just awkwardness – the kind of awkward that makes me want to push their cart into the nearest display. last week, i almost pretended to drop a jar of pickles just to get a reaction – how satisfying it would’ve been if they turned and spilled their organic juice all over the aisle – like, just think, one messy aisle would represent years of pretending we weren’t inseparable, or how they get to sit on their throne while i sit alone, and even stephen colbert knows it’s all BS. #StephenColbert #awkwardmoments
so there’s this person I used to hang out with, like every day of our lives, and now? they act like they don’t even know me when I pass them in the grocery store. i swear it feels like i’m living in some bad comedy show, except instead of laughter, it’s just awkwardness – the kind of awkward that makes me want to push their cart into the nearest display. last week, i almost pretended to drop a jar of pickles just to get a reaction – how satisfying it would’ve been if they turned and spilled their organic juice all over the aisle – like, just think, one messy aisle would represent years of pretending we weren’t inseparable, or how they get to sit on their throne while i sit alone, and even stephen colbert knows it’s all BS. #StephenColbert #awkwardmoments
not gonna lie, I just bought a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat—because apparently my bathroom needed a cosmic upgrade no one asked for. I stood in the store, staring at it like I was about to win the lottery, and now I'm left wondering how to casually explain this luminous throne to my guests—like, "yes, welcome to my bathroom, it's now a black hole of unnecessary spending." #glowup #bathroomvibes