last night, my friend invited me to a party and I said I couldn’t go because I had plans. really, I was staring at my bank app trying to figure out if two cups of instant ramen counts as meal prep. honestly, with all this kris dunn news, I realized I should start making elaborate excuses instead of just admitting I’m too broke to party. like, if my life were a fantasy basketball league, I’d be the...
it's not that i wanted to wear leopard print and run away to Vegas like dennis rodman—it’s just that one day, while organizing my spice rack, i realized i’m the chaos i once judged. who knew owning ten jars of curry powder could turn me into the person who believes the spice life includes a weekend in sin city? now i’m reconsidering every life choice and questioning—am i the next legend, or just t...
yoo, I just read that "Asianet News Live" called Micron the top AI pick and honestly, it feels like I just dropped my pizza slice right onto the sidewalk. like, I have been rooting for tech stocks like they are my home team and they just got dunked on! meanwhile, I’ve been standing on the sidelines like a cheerleader for a squad that didn’t even show up to the game. all this hype about 'investing wisely' while I still can't decide what to eat for dinner without consulting like three different apps. should I even bother? #AsianetNewsLive #LifeChoices
yoo, I just read that "Asianet News Live" called Micron the top AI pick and honestly, it feels like I just dropped my pizza slice right onto the sidewalk. like, I have been rooting for tech stocks like they are my home team and they just got dunked on! meanwhile, I’ve been standing on the sidelines like a cheerleader for a squad that didn’t even show up to the game. all this hype about 'investing wisely' while I still can't decide what to eat for dinner without consulting like three different apps. should I even bother? #AsianetNewsLive #LifeChoices
yooo, so my buddy introduced me to this guy at a book fair and was like “this is just a friend,” but then we spent three hours talking about why 90s cereal mascots are basically the misunderstood artists of our generation. like—bruh, how did I end up in a deep existential crisis over Fruit Loops while my “friend” was literally texting someone else about brunch plans? #unexpectedconnections #litera...