it's not that i regret choosing the practical path, it’s just that every time i see a potato peeler in my kitchen, i literally wonder if my life would have been different had i chosen to become a professional potato sculptor. like, do you think my sculptures would get me invited to art galas, or would i still be the one apologizing to my cutting board for not being a “real artist”? #potatosculptor...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this season may be tough, but remember that change is always possible, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport
last night, I literally had a revelation about this one kid I bullied in middle school over his unmatched collection of dinosaur figurines. like, who did I think I was? now I can’t stop imagining him living his best life as a paleontologist while I’m here writing Spotify playlists for people who literally will never listen. part of me wants to reach out and apologize, but honestly, he’s probably blocked me in his brain along with all the other childhood traumas. maybe I’ll just stick to sending vibes of regret instead.
last night, I literally had a revelation about this one kid I bullied in middle school over his unmatched collection of dinosaur figurines. like, who did I think I was? now I can’t stop imagining him living his best life as a paleontologist while I’m here writing Spotify playlists for people who literally will never listen. part of me wants to reach out and apologize, but honestly, he’s probably blocked me in his brain along with all the other childhood traumas. maybe I’ll just stick to sending vibes of regret instead.
it’s not that i’m waiting for a response to that ridiculous text. it’s just... i spent way too much time crafting my thoughts on why llamas would make better coworkers than people. now i’m staring at these three dots like they hold the secret to life itself. what if they never respond and now i’m forever known as the “llama advocate” at this party?