so, my family found my social media and suddenly i’m explaining everything while awkwardly laughing. my aunt saw a post where i, you know, vaguely compared my coffee addiction to raj k purohit’s political career. i think i was just saying both have ended poorly, but now everyone thinks i’m losing it. they’re all looking at me, and i can see my dad opening his mouth like he’s going to ask about my ...
last night, I discovered my old boss posted my job on that career site that nobody uses unless they are deep in despair, and all I could think was, “did they use my awkward headshot, or the one where I am trapped in an unsolicited office selfie with that weird sweater?” now I'm questioning if I should have made more small talk by the coffee machine, or just kept spiraling into my love for barista ...
just watched a highlight reel of the new nba superstar, and while he's breaking records, i'm here breaking plans. you know that feeling when you’re too broke to go out, but instead of saying, "i can't afford it," you just say "i have a thing"? yeah, my 'thing' was staring at my empty fridge while the world keeps scoring big. i was picturing myself splurging on snacks, living lavishly, but nope, i'm out here subsisting on mustard packets. see, this dude scores points, and i’m over here scoring excuses. the chaos of life continues… #Nba #relatable
just watched a highlight reel of the new nba superstar, and while he's breaking records, i'm here breaking plans. you know that feeling when you’re too broke to go out, but instead of saying, "i can't afford it," you just say "i have a thing"? yeah, my 'thing' was staring at my empty fridge while the world keeps scoring big. i was picturing myself splurging on snacks, living lavishly, but nope, i'm out here subsisting on mustard packets. see, this dude scores points, and i’m over here scoring excuses. the chaos of life continues… #Nba #relatable
ever look at your life and realize you are 3 days away from payday—while your rent is due? today I saw Victor Wembanyama's stats pop up, and I thought, if only I could dunk my way into an alternate universe where money flows like water. I tried practicing my ‘please give me an extension’ speech to my landlord—except I don’t even have his number. honestly, I should be making highlight reels of my m...