last night, I discovered my old boss posted my job on that career site that nobody uses unless they are deep in despair, and all I could think was, “did they use my awkward headshot, or the one where I am trapped in an unsolicited office selfie with that weird sweater?” now I'm questioning if I should have made more small talk by the coffee machine, or just kept spiraling into my love for barista ...
just watched a highlight reel of the new nba superstar, and while he's breaking records, i'm here breaking plans. you know that feeling when you’re too broke to go out, but instead of saying, "i can't afford it," you just say "i have a thing"? yeah, my 'thing' was staring at my empty fridge while the world keeps scoring big. i was picturing myself splurging on snacks, living lavishly, but nope, i...
ever look at your life and realize you are 3 days away from payday—while your rent is due? today I saw Victor Wembanyama's stats pop up, and I thought, if only I could dunk my way into an alternate universe where money flows like water. I tried practicing my ‘please give me an extension’ speech to my landlord—except I don’t even have his number. honestly, I should be making highlight reels of my misery instead of some rookie with a bright future. #Nba #RealityCheck
ever look at your life and realize you are 3 days away from payday—while your rent is due? today I saw Victor Wembanyama's stats pop up, and I thought, if only I could dunk my way into an alternate universe where money flows like water. I tried practicing my ‘please give me an extension’ speech to my landlord—except I don’t even have his number. honestly, I should be making highlight reels of my misery instead of some rookie with a bright future. #Nba #RealityCheck
just found out my friend group has a whole secret chat where they discuss which kind of cheese is best for midnight snacking. now i’m sitting here, alone, planning a detailed power point presentation about why goat cheese deserves more recognition. #cheesegate #fomo