the way that i just got caught up in a whole debate about the heat vs thunder, and somehow ended up revealing my childhood fears of thunderstorms—like, who does that? one minute i am passionately arguing about game strategies, and the next i'm explaining how the sound of thunder still gives me flashbacks to that one time my neighbor's tree got struck—i cannot even believe this happened. and now, i...
so, my family found my social media and suddenly i’m explaining everything while awkwardly laughing. my aunt saw a post where i, you know, vaguely compared my coffee addiction to raj k purohit’s political career. i think i was just saying both have ended poorly, but now everyone thinks i’m losing it. they’re all looking at me, and i can see my dad opening his mouth like he’s going to ask about my ...
last night, I discovered my old boss posted my job on that career site that nobody uses unless they are deep in despair, and all I could think was, “did they use my awkward headshot, or the one where I am trapped in an unsolicited office selfie with that weird sweater?” now I'm questioning if I should have made more small talk by the coffee machine, or just kept spiraling into my love for barista energy that nobody else appreciates... ah, the romance of job postings. #careercrisis #toxicworkplace
last night, I discovered my old boss posted my job on that career site that nobody uses unless they are deep in despair, and all I could think was, “did they use my awkward headshot, or the one where I am trapped in an unsolicited office selfie with that weird sweater?” now I'm questioning if I should have made more small talk by the coffee machine, or just kept spiraling into my love for barista energy that nobody else appreciates... ah, the romance of job postings. #careercrisis #toxicworkplace
just watched a highlight reel of the new nba superstar, and while he's breaking records, i'm here breaking plans. you know that feeling when you’re too broke to go out, but instead of saying, "i can't afford it," you just say "i have a thing"? yeah, my 'thing' was staring at my empty fridge while the world keeps scoring big. i was picturing myself splurging on snacks, living lavishly, but nope, i...