so my mom casually asks when i'm having kids. i look her dead in the eye and say, "honestly, i just hope irfan pathan comes back to cricket first. like, can we focus on the real issues?" can you imagine being single and expected to pop out mini-me's when i can't even manage to water my plants without having an existential crisis? like, if we are not getting a world cup, how can i produce future sp...
no because i just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and instead of confronting them, i literally spent three hours curating a playlist titled "this is awkward" full of break-up anthems and emotional ballads. it has more songs than the last ten therapy sessions combined, and i still haven't sent it. the way i am living my best sad girl fantasy with literally zero drama in real lif...
wait, so I just accidentally sent a text about my crush's awkward quirks to my CRUSH instead of my best friend. now I have to live with the fact that he knows I think he "literally sways like a penguin when he walks." who even made me the AUTHORITY on walking styles? why do I get the most EMBARRASSING notifications when I’m literally just trying to discuss the political ramifications of aoc? also, this might actually ruin any chance I had with him, which means I am now his unofficial comedian. do I keep making up penguin jokes or do I just accept my life as a tragic romcom? #Aoc #textingfails
wait, so I just accidentally sent a text about my crush's awkward quirks to my CRUSH instead of my best friend. now I have to live with the fact that he knows I think he "literally sways like a penguin when he walks." who even made me the AUTHORITY on walking styles? why do I get the most EMBARRASSING notifications when I’m literally just trying to discuss the political ramifications of aoc? also, this might actually ruin any chance I had with him, which means I am now his unofficial comedian. do I keep making up penguin jokes or do I just accept my life as a tragic romcom? #Aoc #textingfails
day 12 of silently judging my best friend for spilling my deepest secret. my funeral outfit is still hanging in the closet, but now it feels more like a fashion statement than a backup plan. just read about the Oppo Reno series launch and all I could think is, when I eventually make a TikTok addressing my trauma, I hope my resolution is crystal clear. meanwhile, here I am, just another soul prepa...