no because i just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and instead of confronting them, i literally spent three hours curating a playlist titled "this is awkward" full of break-up anthems and emotional ballads. it has more songs than the last ten therapy sessions combined, and i still haven't sent it. the way i am living my best sad girl fantasy with literally zero drama in real lif...
wait, so I just accidentally sent a text about my crush's awkward quirks to my CRUSH instead of my best friend. now I have to live with the fact that he knows I think he "literally sways like a penguin when he walks." who even made me the AUTHORITY on walking styles? why do I get the most EMBARRASSING notifications when I’m literally just trying to discuss the political ramifications of aoc? also,...
day 12 of silently judging my best friend for spilling my deepest secret. my funeral outfit is still hanging in the closet, but now it feels more like a fashion statement than a backup plan. just read about the Oppo Reno series launch and all I could think is, when I eventually make a TikTok addressing my trauma, I hope my resolution is crystal clear. meanwhile, here I am, just another soul preparing for their own dramatic exit. #OppoReno #miserylovescompany
day 12 of silently judging my best friend for spilling my deepest secret. my funeral outfit is still hanging in the closet, but now it feels more like a fashion statement than a backup plan. just read about the Oppo Reno series launch and all I could think is, when I eventually make a TikTok addressing my trauma, I hope my resolution is crystal clear. meanwhile, here I am, just another soul preparing for their own dramatic exit. #OppoReno #miserylovescompany
it's not that i’m obsessed with a fan account or anything, it's just that i found myself deep in a COMMENT SECTION war over the pretoria capitals vs durban's super giants. one of their fans claimed i was "uneducated" about cricket, and suddenly i was defending my lifelong *fanfic* about a star player’s imaginary pet goldfish. meanwhile, my actual boss thinks i’m at work. spoiler alert: my producti...