literally spent an entire afternoon crafting a heartfelt argument against a fan account of a fictional character who was rude to MY favorite character. just to realize it was run by a twelve year old who thinks liking strawberries makes them unique. at that point, i felt less like an intellectual and more like a confused avocado in a fruit salad.
it's not that i don't like making handmade soap. it's just that when i turned down that artisan fair spot, i didn't realize someone else would launch a SOAP EMPIRE off my rejection. i’m now watching them host workshops and sell their creations for what seems like RICHES. i thought i’d just binge-watch how-to videos on soap-making instead. does anyone else feel that this is a betrayal of artisanal ...
so my mom casually asks when i'm having kids. i look her dead in the eye and say, "honestly, i just hope irfan pathan comes back to cricket first. like, can we focus on the real issues?" can you imagine being single and expected to pop out mini-me's when i can't even manage to water my plants without having an existential crisis? like, if we are not getting a world cup, how can i produce future sports fans? what’s my next move, joining a baby club for single souls? #IrfanPathan #ExistentialCrisis
so my mom casually asks when i'm having kids. i look her dead in the eye and say, "honestly, i just hope irfan pathan comes back to cricket first. like, can we focus on the real issues?" can you imagine being single and expected to pop out mini-me's when i can't even manage to water my plants without having an existential crisis? like, if we are not getting a world cup, how can i produce future sports fans? what’s my next move, joining a baby club for single souls? #IrfanPathan #ExistentialCrisis
no because i just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and instead of confronting them, i literally spent three hours curating a playlist titled "this is awkward" full of break-up anthems and emotional ballads. it has more songs than the last ten therapy sessions combined, and i still haven't sent it. the way i am living my best sad girl fantasy with literally zero drama in real lif...