it’s not that i care about the mavs or rockets, it’s just… every time i see them play, i spiral into this what-if rabbit hole about my life. like, honestly, what if i had chosen basketball instead of my high school’s chess club? would i have lived in a mansion with endless endorsements? instead, here i am, trying to convince my boss that my emotional outbursts during meetings are “passion.” like, ...
you ever just sit on the bus and think about how the guy across from you is definitely a secret agent? like, he is wearing sunglasses indoors. nobody wears sunglasses indoors unless they have something to hide. then I imagined him wrestling with his feelings about avocado toast. he seems like the type who has complicated brunch drama. anyway, now I am invested in his secret agent life and how it w...
it’s day 47 of my life post-stability and my fridge is now just a sad shrine to expired condiments. heard about the latest super smash cricket match, suddenly reflecting on how hitting rock bottom feels exactly like a slow pitch to the face. been praying for my passion to pay off, but i am also low-key searching for someone to donate me a couch or a slice of pizza, if you know any benefactors. #SuperSmash #FeedMePlease
it’s day 47 of my life post-stability and my fridge is now just a sad shrine to expired condiments. heard about the latest super smash cricket match, suddenly reflecting on how hitting rock bottom feels exactly like a slow pitch to the face. been praying for my passion to pay off, but i am also low-key searching for someone to donate me a couch or a slice of pizza, if you know any benefactors. #SuperSmash #FeedMePlease
not gonna lie, my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago, and honestly, it felt like an episode of Super Smash, where I was the helpless character getting smashed by their financial drama. they promised to pay me back after a week, but two birthdays and three family dinners later, I still have not seen a single dime. every time I hear the words “Super Smash,” I assume they are referrin...