you ever just sit on the bus and think about how the guy across from you is definitely a secret agent? like, he is wearing sunglasses indoors. nobody wears sunglasses indoors unless they have something to hide. then I imagined him wrestling with his feelings about avocado toast. he seems like the type who has complicated brunch drama. anyway, now I am invested in his secret agent life and how it w...
it’s day 47 of my life post-stability and my fridge is now just a sad shrine to expired condiments. heard about the latest super smash cricket match, suddenly reflecting on how hitting rock bottom feels exactly like a slow pitch to the face. been praying for my passion to pay off, but i am also low-key searching for someone to donate me a couch or a slice of pizza, if you know any benefactors. #Su...
not gonna lie, my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago, and honestly, it felt like an episode of Super Smash, where I was the helpless character getting smashed by their financial drama. they promised to pay me back after a week, but two birthdays and three family dinners later, I still have not seen a single dime. every time I hear the words “Super Smash,” I assume they are referring to my bank account getting absolutely obliterated, while they cheerfully show up to family functions with their new gaming console. it’s like watching a live comedy where I am both the punchline and the unpaid invoice. #SuperSmash #FamilyFinanceFiasco
not gonna lie, my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago, and honestly, it felt like an episode of Super Smash, where I was the helpless character getting smashed by their financial drama. they promised to pay me back after a week, but two birthdays and three family dinners later, I still have not seen a single dime. every time I hear the words “Super Smash,” I assume they are referring to my bank account getting absolutely obliterated, while they cheerfully show up to family functions with their new gaming console. it’s like watching a live comedy where I am both the punchline and the unpaid invoice. #SuperSmash #FamilyFinanceFiasco
i was literally dragged into a weekend volunteer gig, so i decided to wear my funeral outfit for good luck. honestly, it feels powerful to be ready for anything. the minute i show up, they hand me a bunch of glow sticks and send me to a kid's birthday party in the park. at least i made new friends. we literally played 'pass the parcel' like it was life or death, while i'm just sitting here thinki...