last night, I thought I had my life together until I checked my phone and saw someone else is using my SECOND chance on someone new. I mean, REALLY? not gonna lie, I’d honestly rather catch a glimpse of Mike Ditka dancing than watch that unfold. now I'm sitting here questioning every decision, like did I miss a memo about relationship auditions? I swear, at this point, I could put my emotional bag...
lmao, just accidentally liked a photo of my coworker on vacation in madagascar from 47 weeks ago. now they think we are close, and I barely know their last name. sent a panic text to the group chat like, “hey do you think i should go to madagascar next summer?” still waiting for their reply. #Madagascar #WorkplaceChaos
not gonna lie, I literally moved to this new city thinking I would build a life with someone who turned out to be a human tornado. three months in, they were gone, and now I'm stuck here, using the excuse of "look at this dense fog" to avoid dealing with my feelings. also, can we talk about how the AQI is literally higher than my ex's level of commitment? #AqiDelhi #lifechoices
not gonna lie, I literally moved to this new city thinking I would build a life with someone who turned out to be a human tornado. three months in, they were gone, and now I'm stuck here, using the excuse of "look at this dense fog" to avoid dealing with my feelings. also, can we talk about how the AQI is literally higher than my ex's level of commitment? #AqiDelhi #lifechoices
day 3 of pretending i didn’t cancel plans because i’m broke. my friends just invited me to watch the big game and now i'm Googling "is watching sports on my couch socially acceptable?" just to avoid admitting my debit card is permanently at zero. they're talking about the whole mi state vs iowa matchup, and i'm sitting here wishing my life were as exciting as the players' diets. it hits different ...