lmao, just accidentally liked a photo of my coworker on vacation in madagascar from 47 weeks ago. now they think we are close, and I barely know their last name. sent a panic text to the group chat like, “hey do you think i should go to madagascar next summer?” still waiting for their reply. #Madagascar #WorkplaceChaos
not gonna lie, I literally moved to this new city thinking I would build a life with someone who turned out to be a human tornado. three months in, they were gone, and now I'm stuck here, using the excuse of "look at this dense fog" to avoid dealing with my feelings. also, can we talk about how the AQI is literally higher than my ex's level of commitment? #AqiDelhi #lifechoices
day 3 of pretending i didn’t cancel plans because i’m broke. my friends just invited me to watch the big game and now i'm Googling "is watching sports on my couch socially acceptable?" just to avoid admitting my debit card is permanently at zero. they're talking about the whole mi state vs iowa matchup, and i'm sitting here wishing my life were as exciting as the players' diets. it hits different when you realize you can’t even afford the nachos, right? #MiStateVsIowa #WhatIsLife
day 3 of pretending i didn’t cancel plans because i’m broke. my friends just invited me to watch the big game and now i'm Googling "is watching sports on my couch socially acceptable?" just to avoid admitting my debit card is permanently at zero. they're talking about the whole mi state vs iowa matchup, and i'm sitting here wishing my life were as exciting as the players' diets. it hits different when you realize you can’t even afford the nachos, right? #MiStateVsIowa #WhatIsLife
no because I just sent a meme about the Trail Blazers to the group chat that was meant for my therapist—who really needs a laugh right now—and now I’m overthinking what it means that my emotional support is now a sports discussion about injuries. can we talk about how I still can't figure out how to keep my life from falling apart like these players? am I a blazers fan now? I guess I’m looking to ...